The Dirtbag Kingdom

Mar 02

Please Enjoy the Evil Sound
(Print for Show Pony March 9th  @ Golden Age Tattoo, Austin TX.)

Please Enjoy the Evil Sound

(Print for Show Pony March 9th  @ Golden Age Tattoo, Austin TX.)

Feb 14

[video]

Feb 05

Count Down.

10 posts to go before a severe reappraisal of whether or not I should continue with this endeavor. Originally devised to alleviate drunken boredom whilst in pine strewn purgatory, it’s slipped to a non-priority (if you couldn’t tell already). I’ve been very busy of late and I have a scant few hundred followers that shouldn’t be too upset from the loss. Sometimes, it’s best to move on. I hope you’ve enjoyed whatever the fuck thing I’ve done here because I’ve greatly appreciated your company.  And so we begin: TEN.

[video]

Feb 04

Hesher Suicide-Bomber Heaven.

Hesher Suicide-Bomber Heaven.

 Hadouken.
My local bodega now carries unlicensed Street Fighter themed boner pills. Yes, those are Ryu’s testicles.

 Hadouken.

My local bodega now carries unlicensed Street Fighter themed boner pills. Yes, those are Ryu’s testicles.

Feb 01

[video]

Jan 31

My libido scares me.

My libido scares me.

Sweet Tooth.

Sweet Tooth.

Regal.

Regal.

[video]

Dec 12

Sometimes I get drunk and make craigslist ads in a bunch of different cities to see if I can get any responses. I do.
click to embiggen.

Sometimes I get drunk and make craigslist ads in a bunch of different cities to see if I can get any responses. I do.

click to embiggen.

Dec 10

Rules.

Rules.

The 70’s ripped

Dec 09

In the early aughts I worked night shift in a hand full of adult video stores and even DJ’d at a strip club for three days. I kept a sketch journal. Here’s a taste.

In the early aughts I worked night shift in a hand full of adult video stores and even DJ’d at a strip club for three days. I kept a sketch journal. Here’s a taste.