The Dirtbag Kingdom

Please Enjoy the Evil Sound (Print for Show Pony March 9th @...

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 23:07:08 -0500

Please Enjoy the Evil Sound

(Print for Show Pony March 9th @ Golden Age Tattoo, Austin TX.)

I made you some Valentines.

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 21:06:37 -0500

I made you some Valentines.

Count Down.

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 22:46:00 -0500

10 posts to go before a severe reappraisal of whether or not I should continue with this endeavor. Originally devised to alleviate drunken boredom whilst in pine strewn purgatory, it’s slipped to a non-priority (if you couldn’t tell already). I’ve been very busy of late and I have a scant few hundred followers that shouldn’t be too upset from the loss. Sometimes, it’s best to move on. I hope you’ve enjoyed whatever the fuck thing I’ve done here because I’ve greatly appreciated your company. And so we begin: TEN.

While it seems like a “thing” now, it’s hard...

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 22:31:00 -0500

While it seems like a “thing” now, it’s hard to explain the fascination with retro synth futurism or fake 80’s VHS B-movie soundtracks or whatever the fuck it’s called if you haven’t grown up as a latch-key kid with access to cable in the late 80’s/early 90’s or don’t know what “adjust tracking” means.

I guess these days it’s considered “Drive Music”. Maybe I’m just being curmudgeonly tonight, but never mind me because this is pretty tight.

Hesher Suicide-Bomber Heaven.

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 19:02:09 -0500

Hesher Suicide-Bomber Heaven.

Hadouken. My local bodega now carries unlicensed Street Fighter...

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 18:16:00 -0500

Hadouken.

My local bodega now carries unlicensed Street Fighter themed boner pills. Yes, those are Ryu’s testicles.

Both for me, please.

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 17:07:46 -0500

Both for me, please.

My libido scares me.

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 17:08:04 -0500

My libido scares me.

Sweet Tooth.

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 17:06:13 -0500

Sweet Tooth.

Regal.

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 17:05:10 -0500

Regal.

Someone got some banjo in my power violence. Music videos need...

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 16:45:02 -0500

Someone got some banjo in my power violence. Music videos need more exploding heads these days.

Sometimes I get drunk and make craigslist ads in a bunch of...

Wed, 12 Dec 2012 22:39:00 -0500

Sometimes I get drunk and make craigslist ads in a bunch of different cities to see if I can get any responses. I do.

click to embiggen.

Rules.

Mon, 10 Dec 2012 00:40:00 -0500

Rules.

The 70's ripped

Mon, 10 Dec 2012 00:37:26 -0500

In the early aughts I worked night shift in a hand full of adult...

Sun, 09 Dec 2012 23:46:14 -0500

In the early aughts I worked night shift in a hand full of adult video stores and even DJ’d at a strip club for three days. I kept a sketch journal. Here’s a taste.

Hail.

Tue, 04 Dec 2012 02:17:55 -0500

Hail.

No explanation needed.

Tue, 04 Dec 2012 02:16:07 -0500

No explanation needed.

Script done, rehearsing pitch.

Tue, 04 Dec 2012 02:13:09 -0500

Script done, rehearsing pitch.

Hell House

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 12:52:00 -0500

Went to a baptist Hell House with my long time friend @natalieOcox. She made a podcast about it and I’m in it. You should listen to it because it’s funny and sad. Funsad.

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/hell-house-christian-panic/id574116292?i=125653932

http://whatdoyado.podbean.com/

A bigger break than usual. A long delayed return to Austin Texas...

Mon, 29 Oct 2012 00:40:46 -0400

A bigger break than usual. A long delayed return to Austin Texas will have me wrapped up and blacked out for the next few weeks. Stay tuned.

-DBK